[Fwd: Was zum lachen]
Rene Lange
rine at rine.de
Don Mai 20 11:31:10 CEST 1999
Dietmar Guhe wrote:
>
> Heute hab ich mal wieder was lustiges gelesen.
>
> Der geheime Code des neuen Windows 98:
>
> /*
> TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
> Project: Chicago(tm)
> Projected release-date: Summer 1998
> */
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #define INSTALL = HARD
> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); }
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); }
> }
> if (detect_cache())
> {
> disable_cache();
> }
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
> // Printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); Printf("Welcome to Windows98");
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt);
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(1) {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
> }
>
> Bis bald
>
> Dietmar
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